We value our customers and their needs.
We're missing some important information in your account.
In fact, it looks like we're missing your first name. (blush!)
When you take a few minutes to update your account,
we'll give you 9% OFF your purchase today.
Use this Special link: UPDATE My account.
Otherwise, we're here for your most important Presentation and Office needs.
Thank you so very, very much!
Sincerely,
Mark in Marketing (kinda funny, isn't it?)